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I'm The Vampire, That's Why by Michele Bardsley

I'm The Vampire, That's Why by Michele Bardsley

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I'm The Vampire, That's Why by Michele Bardsley

Life in Broken Heart, Oklahoma—the divorce capital of the state—was already complicated enough for single mom Jessica Matthews. After her husband left her for a younger model, she was busy juggling kids, bills, and a distinct lack of a social life. But her world takes a bizarre turn when a routine trip to the garbage can ends with her waking up as a vampire, sucking on the thigh of a dangerously hot immortal named Patrick O’Halloran. While the perks—like vanishing stretch marks—are nice, Jessica has a serious problem. There’s a rogue vampire on the loose who attacked her, and she has to find them before they threaten her kids. Even more terrifying, however, is the vampire rulebook: if she sleeps with Patrick, she’s magically hitched to him for a century. And for a woman who just got out of a bad marriage, that’s the scariest thing of all.


Why You’ll Love This Book

It’s a laugh-out-loud paranormal rom-com with a sassy, refreshingly relatable single-mom heroine. The story is a perfect cocktail of quirky small-town mystery, sizzling romantic tension, and hilarious supernatural chaos. As the fantastic first book in the Broken Heart, Oklahoma series, it’s the perfect place to get hooked on your next favorite author.

Book Details

ISBN: 9780451219374

Binding: Paperback

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Publisher: Signet

Pages: 338

Author:

  • Michele Bardsley

Language: English

Curator's Note:

Bardsley manages to make the transition into vampirism feel remarkably grounded by filtering it through the lens of a suburban single mother. The humor stems from the juxtaposition of ancient bloodthirsty rituals and the daily logistics of carpools and bills. It is a refreshing, witty entry into the genre that proves even the immortal undead have to deal with the fallout of a messy divorce.

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