Ben Goode | Literary Fiction

If Life Were Fair, Horses Would Ride Half the Time by Ben Goode

Name: If Life Were Fair, Horses Would Ride Half the Time by Ben Goode
Brand: Fehmerling Books
SKU: 1885027176
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If Life Were Fair, Horses Would Ride Half the Time by Ben Goode

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Humorous Essay Collection Exploring the Absurdities, Frustrations, and Everyday Paradoxes of Modern Life

In this witty and sharply observed collection of essays, Ben Goode examines the chaotic paradoxes of modern daily existence. Goode finds lighthearted humor in everyday situations, from technical glitches and home maintenance headaches to workplace dynamics and marital communication hurdles.

By finding camaraderie in shared human flaws and unexpected daily complications, Goode offers a refreshing reminder that finding laughter in frustration is the best survival strategy for modern living.

Why You’ll Love This Book

Ben Goode delivers clever observational humor, relatable life anecdotes, and warm comedic storytelling. A charming 2002 Apricot Press paperback essay collection for fans of Erma Bombeck, Dave Barry, and humorous social commentary.

Edition & Specifications

Publisher: Apricot Press

Pages: 112

Format: Paperback

Publication Date: 2002

ISBN: 9781885027177

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