MADDER THAN THE METS...DIPPIER THAN THE DODGERS...AND MORE EXASPERATING THAN THE CUBS OR THE WHITE SOX - THE NEW AToms HAD NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP!
The Chicago AToms ended the 2001 season in last place - as usual. And it looked as if they would maintain their hold on the league cellar through 2002, what with a mysterious new owner acting as his own starting pitcher in the most important games - a man who had never ever pitched in a professional ballgame!
But somehow the AToms began to win - and went on winning until, incredibly, their first pennant was in sight. It made no sense to anyone...except to the blind genius, backed by the world's most sophisticated computer, who was masterminding every play!
